Today I woke up in Hyrule, and God forbid, there was trouble. It seems like there is always something happening in Hyrule that becomes MY business, but quite honestly I want nothing to do with it. Sometimes I just wish I could be left alone, free to live my life however I wish, but instead I am incessantly being called upon to save the masses (masses I sometimes wonder about the worth of saving). I'm not sure if you have ever met a Goron, but while they are lovable and have a passion for dance, they are incredibly stupid. Don't get me wrong, they're my friends, but I'm just tired of being put on a pedestal and feeling like I have to live up to everyone else's expectations. I have to go now, because this damn fairy is buzzing in my ear about finding a sword, which I feel like I've done before, and learning to use it, which I know damn well how.
Loves and Kisses,
Link
2 comments:
Link, as a member of the Goron Liberation Front, I find your frustration with the kind and gentle Gorons to be a little, well, bratty. The Gorons are a persecuted people, and while you have helped them in countless ways, let's not forget the things they have taught you about fire safety and compassion. Looking in the eyes of a Goron and hearing one of their cherubic laughs should be thanks enough my time-traveling friend.
Look, how I feel is how I feel. This is my personal blog, the only place I'm allowed to express how I REALLY feel about life, love, and Gorons. And embellished tunics.
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